Pick 5 of your favourite shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions about them:

1. Doctor Who

2. Have I Got News For You

3. Black Books

4. Being Human

5. Psychoville

Who is your favourite character in #2? 

Character? Erm… my favourite person in it is Paul Merton. He’s not a character, he’s real. Right?

Who is your least favourite character in #1?

Mel. She needs to shut the fuck up, and fuck the fuck off. Words cannot express how much I want to slap her every time she comes on screen. 

What’s your favourite episode of #4?

The last episode of series 1, because it’s got loads of great lines in it, and it’s really just brilliant.

What is your favourite season of #5?

The first one, because all my favourite characters were alive and hadn’t been killed off - even if that means no Detective Finney.

What’s your favourite relationship in #3?

Bernard and Manny. Bernard is a dick to Manny, but can’t survive without him. Not in a romantic way though, just no :|

Who is your anti-relationship in #2?

I’m guessing this is asking who I don’t ship? Any of them. It’s just wrong :s 

How long have you watched #1?

Since 2005, what a n00b.

How did you become interested in #3?

Watching it with my mum when I was 10 :’) good times.

Who is your favourite actor in #4?

Jason Watkins, he’s brilliant in series 3 at switching from confused Herrick to evil Herrick, and he’s also brilliant in Psychoville. 

Which show do you prefer out of #1, 2 & 5?

THIS IS AN EVIL EVIL EVIL QUESTION. At the moment I’d say Have I Got News For You, as I’ve sort of od’ed on Doctor Who today.

Which show have you seen more episodes of , #1 or 3?

Percentage wise, Black Books, as there aren’t too many episodes, and I’ve seen most of them. However, quantity wise, Doctor Who, as I’ve watched way more episodes of Doctor Who than Black Books.

If you you could be any character from #4 who would you be?

Edgar Wyndham. Seriously, what a bamf.

How would you kill of your favourite character in #2?

That’s impossible to answer, as Paul Merton will never die.

Give a random quote from #1.

‘What’s the point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes?’

Would a #3/4 crossover work?

YES. FUCKING YES. Bernard as a vampire, Manny as a werewolf and Fran as a ghost… holy shit that would be amazing :’)

Overall, which show has a better cast, #3 or 5?

Probably Psychoville. Mark Gatiss, Reece Shearsmith, Jason Watkins, Judi Dench, Mark Bonnar… the list goes on.

Which has better theme music, #2 or 4?

Have I Got News For You, seeing as I can’t even remember Being Human’s theme music off the top of my head.

(Source: drmecky)

whatmakesmewhole:

Paul:  No, no, we’ll have ‘em, cause it’s one of the biggest scores we’ve ever had over that little shit over there.  

Paul, embarrassed, covering his mouth.

Ian, looking surprised.

Paul:  I’m sorry…..sometimes when you talk quickly you don’t know what the end of the sentence is going to be.  I do—

Ian:  No, no.  Britain’s wittiest man.

Paul:  I withdraw that immediately.

Ian:  ‘That little shit.’

Paul:  I’m sorry.  I’m sorry. 

Ian:  Roll over, Oscar Wilde.  Merton’s in town.

Paul:  I apologize.  I apologize to Ian.  I’m sorry.

(Source: itsallrandominmyhead)

turnipgirl:

Obligatory ‘I’m a British citizen, here is a royal wedding post’ post.

Just because his grandad’s the Chancellor of my university doesn’t mean that I have to care.

richardmadeley:

thecunningplan:

Paul Merton: That’s fantastically good. It actually looks more sinister than Hitler.
Jack Dee: I’d rather have Hitler on my lap than that cat.

(Source: ouvrezlechien)

whatmakesmewhole:

1990.  The beginning of a most entertaining rivalry.

(Source: itsallrandominmyhead)

Fucking dream team.

fuckyeahianhislop:

adorable.

Hislop at 30, Deyton at 34 and Merton at 33.

N’aww :’)