translated lyrics are so funny

Some people are so beautiful
Enough to stop the heart
One marvels and thinks “damn it all,
Such beauty isn’t normal”

Most people aren’t beautiful
They have a crappy body
They have no BMW
And not even a high school diploma

To be beautiful
And a little bit obscene,
The woman said to the man
Hey, honey, what more could you want?
To be rich
Thought the man then, because he
Is a leaflet distributor
And would like to be a millionaire

Those who want to work, find wokr
Because what does this level mean
The men scream “Shit”
And the women clean the loo
But what do these lazy sacks mean?
But every child knows
That the men’s sacks
Are most productive

To be beautiful
And a little bit obscene,
The woman said to the man
Hey, honey, what more could you want?
To be rich
Thought the man then, because he
Is a leaflet distributor
And would like to be a millionaire

And eventually they saw the light
It’s sixty watts
Since then, every Sunday they light
A candle in the church
And they pray that their dreams
Come true
Because they don’t expect too much from their lives

Just to be beautiful
And a little obscene
Says the woman to the man
Hey, honey, we don’t need any more
Just to be rich
Thinks the man then, because he
Is a leaflet distributor
And wants to be a millionaire

(Source: lyrics.wikia.com)

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